Denise, 1989, Brazil. Female, although prefers Sun symbolism to Venus symbolism. Leo Sun. Mixed race. Computer science graduate. Art Nouveau, Lolita, Edwardian, Victorian, Steampunk. Pretty things in general. SFW
Fandoms: Doctor Who (emphasis to Academy Era), classic shoujo manga, a bit of Homestuck. Interest in Megaman X suddenly reignited after a hiatus of seven years.
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Char Aznable Custom Vibrator
we all know about this already, but i mentioned it yesterday and it came up today in a Google search for M’Quve (look at the 2nd photo of the back of the box). it’s just too hilarious not to post again.
i’m going to refrain from making any 3x faster jokes, since they make themselves.
Edited to add: it says “Manipulator” on the box. and Char is saying something to/about Lalah.
Y’know, I like giant robots…but I don’t like them quite that much…
Holy shit, I just posted about this coming back to my activity once in a while, I’m dying XD
And they slapped a nice-looking guy on the box for you to look at while you use the product. :P
I just love Frau’s face on the back of the box.
Char is saying “Lalah… please ease/comfort me.”
The back of the box has testimonials from various characters, but I can’t make out the text well enough to translate them (well, except Sayla’s, which is just “Brother…”).
Technically it’s a massager. Japan has a history of releasing suspect-looking ones. Take this infamous example:
I think deep inside we’d all love to have a Smash game with an all-female cast. That would seriously kick ass. Take notes, Nintendo!
Can you name all characters present here?
We would buy this in a HEARTBEAT.
Where’s Roll, though?
Ahh... S-senpai do you mind if i want Axl crossdress maid outift? Either Lemon (i want booty shot coz i luv ass if u happen to do lemon dont mind me) or Fluffy-Lemon heh...
"I’ll do this once okay? Just don’t tell those two~"
I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.
That generation is here.
You have added the best possible reaction image to my post of all time and I thank you very much for this addition you wonderful person.
If anyone on Tumblr winds up teaching Sephiroth Tidus, they’re obligated to post about it.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
adulting all over the place
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Greek mythology meme: [2/6] titans
Helios was the titan god of the Sun, a child of Hyperion, and the brother of Selene and Eos. He lived in a golden palace at the eastern end of the world, from where he emerged in the sun chariot every morning to bring sunlight to the skies. Although he had several lovers, he never married, and thus had many children with different women, both divine and mortal. The most notable of Helios’s children were the Heliades, Kirke, the Heliadai, and Phaeton.